As testament to my need to sleep-in, I have started up a tally of ridiculousness for the day. I began the day by almost brushing my teeth with face cleanser, despite the fact that the bottle is big, purple and in a completely different place from my toothpaste. More recently, just 30 minutes ago in fact, I tripped up the stairs with my berry smoothie (which is now sprayed up the wall in a purple speech mark of colour) and half the contents of my lunch tumbling down the stairs. I didn't even stop to see if anyone witnessed this heroic act of elegance, I was so embarressed. Miraculously I remained clean, but slightly hungry after eating only half a lunch. Everyday as I walk up those stairs with my lunch I always think, take care, definite opportunity for kamikaze, but today I obviously had a lapse in concentration. I can't wait to see what is next on the surprise party of faux pars!!
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